-people with really annoying voices won't shut up

-you talk to your pets and they just absolutely refuse to talk back

-you study all night for an exam and you get to school just to find out the exam is moved to another day

-you get caught talking to your pets and they refuse to talk back  when nyone else is around, making you look a wee bit crazy

-your dog hogs the whole bed, so you have to squish up into a teensy weensy ball and end up falling off a couple times

-somebody doesn't flush the toilet after going to the bathroom!

-you show up for work on your day off

-your dog still won't talk back and your parents are sending you to a psychiatrist cuz they think you're dillusional.

-you start talking to the fish cuz the dogs stopped talking back

-your underwire snaps while you're at work and you still have 5 hours to go (ow, it still hurts)

-you're putting something in your purse and you walk into the doot

-you walk into the door and there are people around

- you walk into the door and people see you

-you walk into the door and people laugh

-you fall off your chair cuz you're a klutz

-your customers know you better than your friends do

-someone throws a pack of cigarettes at you cuz you won't exchange them ( shaking fist in anger)

-someone else complains to th manager because you won't exchange a pack of cigarettes ( don't worry I won that one, the manager's the one who made up the rule)

-someone calls you an evil word cuz you ID'd them and they're underage

-the devil tries to posess you

-the devil succeeds (ha, you're posessed by the devil)

-the ghost in your house keeps stealing your underwear

-when you finally get your underwear back from the ghost it's all covered in ghosty mucus stuff (ew)

-your house is haunted..again

-you walk into the door.....again

-you slip on a piece of ice, and not only does your head hurt, but you're wearing a skirt, your feet are up in the air, and there are people around to see

-you smell really bad, and can't fix it

- you have to go to work

- you have to stay home and watch moulin rouge fro the 50 thousandth time

-to spice up your life you watch Moulin Rouge...in FRENCH

-you've seen a movie so many times you know it by heart... I think it's time to find a new movie, or maybe a life ( contemplating)

-you see a really hot guy, and later find out he's your cousin (don't worry, that didn't really happen, I already knew he was my cousin when i saw him :D )

-you spend your whole saturday night making a stupid website that you know nobody but you will ever see anyway

-you wish that the goblin king would take your baby brother away, then he really does come and take him away and you have to solve this huge ass maze to go save your brother